What goes around...

[tighterse]

Heavy rain overnight and lots of water lying on the roads when I was out for a walk this morning. So a young ned in a black Audi with blacked out windows decided to drive through a puddle and soak some walkers, me included. What he hadn’t noticed was that the puddle was caused by a displaced drain cover and his nearside tyre wheel and suspension collapsed. I bade him a good morning and wished him a future where his b****s festered and dropped off. To really make his day two passing cops stopped and by their attitude I felt he would soon regret driving through puddles.

[frv]

Ha ha, nice one